Olive Garden

#1

kenny hasn’t been eating his approved amount of olive garden salad recently
he just eats flour and water mumbling about ‘carb loading’ im getting worried.
anyone else experiencing the same problem with their Kenny? im scared

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#2

i’m flagging this for harassment

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#3

I actually had a similar problem. You need to entice the Kenny to eat better by giving it gifts each time it eats some of the olive garden salad. Ramp up the level of gift until your Kenny eats the salad on his own! Make sure to continue to give gifts after your Kenny is fully trained to keep the behavior! I recommend starting with a couple bits of ammunition! One box could probably do it! (Of course you’ll have to take your Kenny to the range to use it!!)

Hope this helps!

~Morph

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#4

I accept ammunition donations in the form of 9mm Parabellum, .40 S&W, and 5.56 NATO.

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#5

sounds expensive.
ill probably just beat him into submission as the EU and human rights act list “kennys” as subhuman so it shouldnt be an issue.

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